Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Marilyn Monroe is dead now.

But she was such a self made badass that she will on in history forever. She even got to grab presidential balls. Imagine holding the country by the balls, that's where she was. I can't even hold myself by the balls without shaking from the risk involved.

Maybe that's why she's dead now; the cost of holding the country by the nads is death. Ask Kennedy, I think he'd have to agree. 

Learn more from my mouth.


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